#she wears shorts skirts #i wear full windsors #she’s kissing you #and i’m fucking dealing with all this other bullshit for you will #dreaming about the day you wake up and find #that the ripper you’re looking for has been here the whole time (x)
(Source: idalias)
Geniuses from three universes.
Couple persons mentionned that Jade was missing on the DirkSol pic. They were right.
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
cannot
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
but did you expect anything different with the state of this fandom though
Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
(Source: princesskulash)
Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.
who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?
originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell
With every sing piano key i can hear my heart getting ripped out again
This is gorgeous…..
2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming
3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even
I love how he just slightly shakes his head in the last gif
(Source: the-average-gatsby)
- i got a crush on hayley williams.
- ya know Jennifer Aniston is actually a baddie.
- there’s always one or two things I leave out in even my most honest verses. maybe I don’t trust my listeners enough yet.
- fuck jason derulo.
- imagine if my rap name was ‘pretty flowers’
- anybody got a kitten I can borrow for a hour on Friday?
- Sarah Palin and her damn family. Ruining CNN wasn’t enough? You had to ruin Brandy’s run on Dancing With The Stars. Fuck The Tea Party.
- i love you hayley williams.
- christopher, not frank speaking just then.
- fuck it, frank loves you too hayley. lol
- believe in all the lies that allow you youth. ignorance is ephemeral. awareness is permanent.
- #in2010 i spent the summer unnin round town in my bimmer with the windows down.
- i listened to the entire sade discography.
- i made new friends.
- i made a new family.
- i made it home safe everynight.
- did you know that you can rent a leopard for the day. and you get to choose spotted or black. no cheetahs though. :(
- is feeling like a beautiful ass human being at the moment. i bet you’re gorgeous too.
- bunch of bunnies on the bunny ranch.
- i don’t know why i said that.
- no, i am not high. or drunk. none of that.
- girls in their tights and ankle boots and shit look like cute little elven fairies.
- football. is boring. to me.
- unless. im gambling. :)
- that smiley face was creepy. :)
- im always the only one laughing. lmao
- small dogs make me nervous.
- i feel like i’ll break them by mistake.
- moms just told me i looked ‘loaded’ in one of my photos, i’m like..’i was high ma.’ lol.
- i am a baritone, with tenor moments.
- sorta like a hardened criminal, who watches golden girls occasionally>
- my intuition is legit, God is real, there’s GPS in this bimmer. i don’t need your directions. in fact im probly a good person to follow.
- polyamorous is a pretty word.
- brush your teeth.. twice a day.
- i should have a tank. a fish tank. with one fish. maybe a blowfish. or a jellyfish. or like one goldfish in a huge tank.
- sleep is sus. i feel like i go into other dimensions. imma figure this out man
- my dog really doesn’t get what all the fuss is about. he’s just happy to hang out.
and of course this
I love his weird ass.
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.
Chuck 5:02
(Source: high-functioning-ginger)
